a very interesting thing happened today at home.. below is a post by my sis abt it.. (lazy to write)
June 23 ogres... ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've just about had it with the ogre*. what's up with her and the washing machine???!! it's like she washes clothes bout 2-4 times a day! ARHH! and we're only a family of 5, for pete's sake! and the most we bathe is twice a day! and that's very seldom too!! ;/ (dont mistake me, we are clean pple) it's like she's finding all sorts of stuff to wash.. what the hell.. blankets, dad's bedsheets, cushion covers, pillow cases, sister's bedsheets, dirty laundry, laundry that pops out of nowhere, laundry that magically appears infront of her, laundry that springs out of the ground, laundry that drops from heaven, her underwear, her own bedsheets, more laundry, pencil cases (WHAT??!! i noe..), handphone pouches??!! (ogre:SOO DIRTY!!), more of her underwear, my bedsheets etc etc...
i mean who washes the bedsheets twice to thrice a month?????!!! it's not like we're hormonally imbalanced males who have wet dreams every night and soil the sheets with u-noe-what!! we're a family of 3 gals+mom+dad. puhleese.....
and guess who hangs all these lovely scented laundry?? 3 guesses. me, me or me? DING!! BINGO! ME! what the hell.... is she some cult member of the "washing machine god" group or sth? "hail the washing machine...", "wash as much laundry as u can and the WMG will grant favour on you.."... erghhhhhhh. and she's going senile. CRIPES. talk about mood swings. help. holding normal conversations with her is almost impossible. and when i say normal, i mean the person u are talking to answers ur questions and looks at u. lemme give u an example of a conversation that went on between the ogre and my dad this very afternoon:
imagine a scene at the dining room. my younger sis (absorbed in SUDOKU), me, ogre and dad eating cut papayas. DAD: dear, so is this 1/2 or 3/4 of the papaya u bought? he points at the cut papayas in the plastic container while lifting one to his mouth. OGRE: hmmmm?? i will keep some for bingbing* later. she must eat some fruits. *my elder sister who is at her attachment.(work) she stares out the window, her eyes glazed. DAD: no dear, is this 1/2 the papaya u bought or 3/4? he continues eating papayas, looking abit concerned.. OGRE: this is 1/2 dear.. i bought at $1.20 leh. very worthwhile hor.. last time i never cut cos it was still not ripe enough..... she rambles on about papayas and their unripeness.. '_'/// DAD: oh, very cheap hor! see, 1/2 of a papaya can feed 5 pple. if i'm a caterer, i surely buy this to feed my guests.. 60 cents for 5 pple.. hmmm.. so this is 1/2 of it eh? OGRE: ya dear. it's 3/4... ya loh.. i told u this papaya very big. she glances at my dad before looking out the window again. probably trying to catch our neighbours doing sth worth gossiping about. DAD: dear, so this is 3/4 of the papaya? he looks confused and disturbed. so do i. OGRE: oh this is half dear, the other half in the fridge... at this point, i roll my eyes and try to escape from this meaningless and endless conversation about papayas and how cheap/ripe they are at the dinner table.
YIKES. what a disturbing memory. oh man.. oh well, im resigned to my fate. and i still 'love' the ogre. sigh. i noe i'll be like that too when i start to menopause when i grow old. SHIT. what a shitty situation im stuck in. i'm getiing the CREEPS just thinking bout it.. hmmmmmm..... *ogre=mom
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ytd's trng sucked like a sucking suckerfish sucking on algae. jonathon really cant be a coach just like ang yen yen cant be slim and pleasant. things jonathon excels at: 1.flicking his oh-so-little hair 2.being boring 3.being childish 4.attituding (i mean, which COACH does that. even the potato man luo doesnt, and im sure xjl wont)
for point no.1, my sis also noticed and since then, cant stop complaining.
and i spiked 3 CONSECUTIVE balls into the net. then the attituding came.... like WHOOOSH.. i miss being with teammates of the same age... :'(
and my sis and i laughed continuously for abt 10 mins after seeing the bgirls photos the DEMON lady sent us.. some tears of laughter were shed too.. HAHAHAHAHAHA.. lianxin was "dead fish", my sis was JESUS, cailin looked like i dunno wad.. and many more.. and then, sticking out from the ugly photos, were the DEMON lady and FANNYY!!! fanny looked DAMN SHIT cute sia.. hahaha.. the demon lady looked very cute too.. hhahaah..
oh yes.. fanny is a vampire and se eun is the fake vampire..
a very interesting thing happened today at home.. below is a post by my sis abt it.. (lazy to write)
June 23 ogres... ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've just about had it with the ogre*. what's up with her and the washing machine???!! it's like she washes clothes bout 2-4 times a day! ARHH! and we're only a family of 5, for pete's sake! and the most we bathe is twice a day! and that's very seldom too!! ;/ (dont mistake me, we are clean pple) it's like she's finding all sorts of stuff to wash.. what the hell.. blankets, dad's bedsheets, cushion covers, pillow cases, sister's bedsheets, dirty laundry, laundry that pops out of nowhere, laundry that magically appears infront of her, laundry that springs out of the ground, laundry that drops from heaven, her underwear, her own bedsheets, more laundry, pencil cases (WHAT??!! i noe..), handphone pouches??!! (ogre:SOO DIRTY!!), more of her underwear, my bedsheets etc etc...
i mean who washes the bedsheets twice to thrice a month?????!!! it's not like we're hormonally imbalanced males who have wet dreams every night and soil the sheets with u-noe-what!! we're a family of 3 gals+mom+dad. puhleese.....
and guess who hangs all these lovely scented laundry?? 3 guesses. me, me or me? DING!! BINGO! ME! what the hell.... is she some cult member of the "washing machine god" group or sth? "hail the washing machine...", "wash as much laundry as u can and the WMG will grant favour on you.."... erghhhhhhh. and she's going senile. CRIPES. talk about mood swings. help. holding normal conversations with her is almost impossible. and when i say normal, i mean the person u are talking to answers ur questions and looks at u. lemme give u an example of a conversation that went on between the ogre and my dad this very afternoon:
imagine a scene at the dining room. my younger sis (absorbed in SUDOKU), me, ogre and dad eating cut papayas. DAD: dear, so is this 1/2 or 3/4 of the papaya u bought? he points at the cut papayas in the plastic container while lifting one to his mouth. OGRE: hmmmm?? i will keep some for bingbing* later. she must eat some fruits. *my elder sister who is at her attachment.(work) she stares out the window, her eyes glazed. DAD: no dear, is this 1/2 the papaya u bought or 3/4? he continues eating papayas, looking abit concerned.. OGRE: this is 1/2 dear.. i bought at $1.20 leh. very worthwhile hor.. last time i never cut cos it was still not ripe enough..... she rambles on about papayas and their unripeness.. '_'/// DAD: oh, very cheap hor! see, 1/2 of a papaya can feed 5 pple. if i'm a caterer, i surely buy this to feed my guests.. 60 cents for 5 pple.. hmmm.. so this is 1/2 of it eh? OGRE: ya dear. it's 3/4... ya loh.. i told u this papaya very big. she glances at my dad before looking out the window again. probably trying to catch our neighbours doing sth worth gossiping about. DAD: dear, so this is 3/4 of the papaya? he looks confused and disturbed. so do i. OGRE: oh this is half dear, the other half in the fridge... at this point, i roll my eyes and try to escape from this meaningless and endless conversation about papayas and how cheap/ripe they are at the dinner table.
YIKES. what a disturbing memory. oh man.. oh well, im resigned to my fate. and i still 'love' the ogre. sigh. i noe i'll be like that too when i start to menopause when i grow old. SHIT. what a shitty situation im stuck in. i'm getiing the CREEPS just thinking bout it.. hmmmmmm..... *ogre=mom
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ytd's trng sucked like a sucking suckerfish sucking on algae. jonathon really cant be a coach just like ang yen yen cant be slim and pleasant. things jonathon excels at: 1.flicking his oh-so-little hair 2.being boring 3.being childish 4.attituding (i mean, which COACH does that. even the potato man luo doesnt, and im sure xjl wont)
for point no.1, my sis also noticed and since then, cant stop complaining.
and i spiked 3 CONSECUTIVE balls into the net. then the attituding came.... like WHOOOSH.. i miss being with teammates of the same age... :'(
and my sis and i laughed continuously for abt 10 mins after seeing the bgirls photos the DEMON lady sent us.. some tears of laughter were shed too.. HAHAHAHAHAHA.. lianxin was "dead fish", my sis was JESUS, cailin looked like i dunno wad.. and many more.. and then, sticking out from the ugly photos, were the DEMON lady and FANNYY!!! fanny looked DAMN SHIT cute sia.. hahaha.. the demon lady looked very cute too.. hhahaah..
oh yes.. fanny is a vampire and se eun is the fake vampire..
