POTATO HEAD - Combined effort by WL, Cheryl and me. Oh Potato, oh potato head, You look like a monster from outer space. A test of swimming you’ll surely ace, Your luo-han genes will never fade. ( luo han = flower horn - type of fish)
You have a big forehead but you don’t have a fringe, Looking at the poatato head makes us cringe. You have a head full of hair, But your forehead needs Yun Nam haircare. (”Yun Nam” is a hair care center)
You are a kiasu fish, (Kiasu - refer to the rant above) Luo han yu(s) are your favourite dish. Kiasu bastard, I want to mash you into custard, And kill you with mustard.
During exams your nose touches the paper Leaving oil spots with foul evil vapours. (Snape much?) You have an immense evil aura, (Worse than Naraku’s miasma?!?!?! OMG!!!) When you stomp past, you kill all the flora.
Oh Potato, oh Potato head, You murder all till they’re all dead! I wish a bomb could explod you to potato-ish bits. Oh Potato, oh Potato you’re giving me fits!
MRS NOT ENOUGH - Combined effort by WL, Cheryl and me. Mrs Not Enough, You definitely need a bath. ‘Cause you stink Like rotten veggies in the sink.
Your face reminds me of a fiend from Hell, Your hair reminds me of Gatsby Gel. (Gatsby Site) Why does thou make me throw up? ‘Cause you spit out rubbish when you hiccup! (Cheryl and I were thinking “sh*t” at first…)
You have curls like ah-sous from the market ( Ah sous =[negative definition] hags) When you scream you sound like a cricket. I know you like to eat teddy cookies But you’ll soon become a new pig species!
We 3 came up with these stupid (but fairly accurate) poems on who-knows-what day. I was so bored that day I didn't mind setting up the bloody friggin' OHP that just LURVES to attitude us.. Or maybe something happened to it during its rather long stay in 1 Grace. WTH, you know.. At first 1Grace had NO OHP. JHEELO. KOSONG. NIL. GEEELO. Now they've got 2. One's permanently stationed at the side, and one that hasnt spoiled. And guess which class's one was that? 3 Humility. WTH did they manage to bring the OHP down from 3 humility? Those guys in Grace look like they will crumple up in a little heap if anybody gives them a little push. So they couldn't have brought it down. OH.. Maybe mrs nath used her telekinetic powers to make the OHP levitate and float through 1 Grace's classroom. Her head's preeetty big (or should I say forehead) so it should be capable of that. Must be powers inherited by her luo-han father. Bet he was as fat and lumpy as her. Probbably died when he tried to carry Mrs Nath.. Arms broke and died from loss of blood. Speaking of high foreheaded people, huiting is getting MORE and MORE irritaing. I thought that wasn't possible anyway.. This morning she was like "eh novia.. you memorised everything ah?" DOES SHE STILL NOT GET IT? everyone she tries to make friends with eventually falls out with her. E.g. Wl, Cheryl, JL, me, sally, zoey, tinting, chia gek, loretta, juin li and practically all the girls in 1 endurance. and there's this guy at my housing estate who is SUPER KIASU. (Is there an interrelationship between high-foreheads and kiasuism? I don't see the link yet.. Maybe I'll try asking Wl and cheryl tomorrow.) He goes to the lounge (which has 2 tables, 6 chairs to one table) super early and chops one whole table. I saw him there at 9am, and after coming back from volleyball, he's still there. The time was 630. His nickname is HFG. who can guess what it stands for? attractive prizes await the correct answer!! ......doesn't sound appealing enough.. REALLY attractive prizes await the correct answer!!!! ......... ah forget it.. Geog today and the paper was pretty easy.. anyway, to WL, what did you put for the country that has temperate deciduous forest found in the north american continent? The english paper was ok.. The maths was stupidly easy.. though I got a few wrong.. X_X Listen to this stupid maths question: Steve is 4 times as heavy as John and David is one third of the sum of john and michael's weight. When i read it, i thought they forgot to put a "which" as in: Steve is 4 times as heavy as John and David WHICH is one third of the sum of john and michael's weight. So i happily did the question like this.. and when I finished the whole paper, I finally found out the "CRYPTIC MESSAGE". And then the idiot bell rang.. Anyway, back to geog, mrs 'F'agyang stood beside me for like 1 whole bloody minute looking at my what i was writing for the structured questions.. (Should be structured essays) I didn't shift the position of my head, but I saw her big fat pudgy legs stuffed into furry eskimo boots beside me, and i was in the shadows.. So i assume that it was her huge head blocking the light.. I paused writing extremely abruptly and tapped my pen on my paper............ STILL didnt get the message. tapped louder. STILL didnt get my message. I almost wanted to say "err, mrs 'f''agyang, your fat head of an egg is becoming an obstruction to the amount of light i am receiving." (i was doing the rain gauge thingy.. where it should be placed.. wad shit.) But she went away just in time....
POTATO HEAD - Combined effort by WL, Cheryl and me. Oh Potato, oh potato head, You look like a monster from outer space. A test of swimming you’ll surely ace, Your luo-han genes will never fade. ( luo han = flower horn - type of fish)
You have a big forehead but you don’t have a fringe, Looking at the poatato head makes us cringe. You have a head full of hair, But your forehead needs Yun Nam haircare. (”Yun Nam” is a hair care center)
You are a kiasu fish, (Kiasu - refer to the rant above) Luo han yu(s) are your favourite dish. Kiasu bastard, I want to mash you into custard, And kill you with mustard.
During exams your nose touches the paper Leaving oil spots with foul evil vapours. (Snape much?) You have an immense evil aura, (Worse than Naraku’s miasma?!?!?! OMG!!!) When you stomp past, you kill all the flora.
Oh Potato, oh Potato head, You murder all till they’re all dead! I wish a bomb could explod you to potato-ish bits. Oh Potato, oh Potato you’re giving me fits!
MRS NOT ENOUGH - Combined effort by WL, Cheryl and me. Mrs Not Enough, You definitely need a bath. ‘Cause you stink Like rotten veggies in the sink.
Your face reminds me of a fiend from Hell, Your hair reminds me of Gatsby Gel. (Gatsby Site) Why does thou make me throw up? ‘Cause you spit out rubbish when you hiccup! (Cheryl and I were thinking “sh*t” at first…)
You have curls like ah-sous from the market ( Ah sous =[negative definition] hags) When you scream you sound like a cricket. I know you like to eat teddy cookies But you’ll soon become a new pig species!
We 3 came up with these stupid (but fairly accurate) poems on who-knows-what day. I was so bored that day I didn't mind setting up the bloody friggin' OHP that just LURVES to attitude us.. Or maybe something happened to it during its rather long stay in 1 Grace. WTH, you know.. At first 1Grace had NO OHP. JHEELO. KOSONG. NIL. GEEELO. Now they've got 2. One's permanently stationed at the side, and one that hasnt spoiled. And guess which class's one was that? 3 Humility. WTH did they manage to bring the OHP down from 3 humility? Those guys in Grace look like they will crumple up in a little heap if anybody gives them a little push. So they couldn't have brought it down. OH.. Maybe mrs nath used her telekinetic powers to make the OHP levitate and float through 1 Grace's classroom. Her head's preeetty big (or should I say forehead) so it should be capable of that. Must be powers inherited by her luo-han father. Bet he was as fat and lumpy as her. Probbably died when he tried to carry Mrs Nath.. Arms broke and died from loss of blood. Speaking of high foreheaded people, huiting is getting MORE and MORE irritaing. I thought that wasn't possible anyway.. This morning she was like "eh novia.. you memorised everything ah?" DOES SHE STILL NOT GET IT? everyone she tries to make friends with eventually falls out with her. E.g. Wl, Cheryl, JL, me, sally, zoey, tinting, chia gek, loretta, juin li and practically all the girls in 1 endurance. and there's this guy at my housing estate who is SUPER KIASU. (Is there an interrelationship between high-foreheads and kiasuism? I don't see the link yet.. Maybe I'll try asking Wl and cheryl tomorrow.) He goes to the lounge (which has 2 tables, 6 chairs to one table) super early and chops one whole table. I saw him there at 9am, and after coming back from volleyball, he's still there. The time was 630. His nickname is HFG. who can guess what it stands for? attractive prizes await the correct answer!! ......doesn't sound appealing enough.. REALLY attractive prizes await the correct answer!!!! ......... ah forget it.. Geog today and the paper was pretty easy.. anyway, to WL, what did you put for the country that has temperate deciduous forest found in the north american continent? The english paper was ok.. The maths was stupidly easy.. though I got a few wrong.. X_X Listen to this stupid maths question: Steve is 4 times as heavy as John and David is one third of the sum of john and michael's weight. When i read it, i thought they forgot to put a "which" as in: Steve is 4 times as heavy as John and David WHICH is one third of the sum of john and michael's weight. So i happily did the question like this.. and when I finished the whole paper, I finally found out the "CRYPTIC MESSAGE". And then the idiot bell rang.. Anyway, back to geog, mrs 'F'agyang stood beside me for like 1 whole bloody minute looking at my what i was writing for the structured questions.. (Should be structured essays) I didn't shift the position of my head, but I saw her big fat pudgy legs stuffed into furry eskimo boots beside me, and i was in the shadows.. So i assume that it was her huge head blocking the light.. I paused writing extremely abruptly and tapped my pen on my paper............ STILL didnt get the message. tapped louder. STILL didnt get my message. I almost wanted to say "err, mrs 'f''agyang, your fat head of an egg is becoming an obstruction to the amount of light i am receiving." (i was doing the rain gauge thingy.. where it should be placed.. wad shit.) But she went away just in time....
